Earning legal fees is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
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First rule of litigation: everything is their fault
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Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weird legal argument.
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Good Lawyer… Bad Lawyer
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Great Lawyers have great imagination!
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I am a Lawyer, do not try to get on my good side, I no longer have one!
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I am a Lawyer, I stop when I am done, not when I’m tired.
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I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate’s Lawyer.
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I do not care what Court you go to, as long as it’s the right one!
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I hope that someday you’ll know the indescribable joy of being paid from someone else’s misery
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I’m also just a Lawyer standing in front of a client asking him to pay the fees
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I’m not crazy! I have just been a Lawyer for the past 1 year
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